It's called "Runaway Productions"...Making movies (of any significant budget) has been moving our of California for the past few decades. Now it's getting critical for those who make their livings making movies... Mostly folks living in Los Angeles. I had to repost the following commentary from the LA Producers Group Forum:
It is not just runaway production, it is the general dumbing down of America and
the screamingly constant increasing stupidity of on-screen content driven by the
stupid, stupid glee of fobbing off low-end, mindless, trashy reality junk on a
growing number of mind-snatched grunts masquerading as hominids.
Once
upon a time, pig ignorance was largely confined to sections of European
countries removed from good media and communications access, the remote hills
and valleys of the United States, and to dumpster cultures around the world, but
all that has changed and I hear the new motion picture rating system will
prohibit ticket sales to anyone with an IQ over 35. Within a couple of years,
television will convert entirely to infomercials and the major networks and
syndicates will move to UTube and Twitter where all programming will be totally
non-professional and done on webcams by illiterate pre-adolescents.
By
2012 the states of Michigan, South Carolina, New Mexico, and Louisiana will
limit production permits to groups with budgets of under $8.49, the Toronto and
Vancouver production base will move into the Hudson Bay Islands, and the most
popular show on TV will be the international edition of the Jack La Lane Juicer
Show. Broadway will embrace rap musicals about lobotomies and lobectomies.
Documentaries will be made about the making of the making of documentaries and
news broadcasts will be limited to news about infomercials,
By 2015
Warner Brothers will become gender non-specific and change its name to Warner
Siblings, Fox Studios will take up the animal rights mantle and convert its name
to Foxglove. China will become Happy Family Place. Call letters will be
abolished due to public outrage over Alphabetical Profiling.
Who is to
blame for this? Is it a small group of Lilliputians engaged in their big-end,
little-end debate? Is it the Idi Amin Track and Field Society? Is it Michael
Eisner or Mike Ovitz? NO. We, the entertainment and media community who embrace
and worship our own emptyheadedness and deify the talentless-klewless mudsuckers
amongst us are to blame. There was a time when quality and literacy were
respected but all of that was smoked out and what is left is the rubble of a
once proud industry, the rubbish of our species.
This memo just in from
the International Non-Scrited Scriptwriters Commission: due to the cooling of
global warming, all rules of grammar in all languages except Aleut and Lapp are
suspended and the content of all scripts must be made to fit on a single fortune
cookie strip in order to save the tree that grows in Brookly. Fortune cookie
production shall be outsourced to the 419 Region of Nigeria. AFTRA has approved
a merger with the ILGWU.
Ned Stuart, Lang Syne Films
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